Mother T.

One Cinnabon please
Ears? Eyes? Nose? Hallelujah!
Mother Theresa!

Is that Jesus in my pizza?

This week's proposed 'ku topic is inspired by tales of images of gods, sons of gods, prophets, devils, and other things otherworldly routinely found in the most mundane of places. Why the Virgin Mary would appear in a grilled cheese sandwich, and not in say Time's Square around midnight on New Year's Eve is beyond me. Please don't limit yourself to pizza or Jesus. Happy haikuing!

Snowfreckles chimes in

And, just under the wire. My contributions:

Vanna's lesser half
Not a man of science, just
A man of letters.

Is it getting warm?
Like the Wheel, the globe spins on.
Sajak adds hot air.

Pity poor Ms. White.
Look pretty. Wear ball gowns. Smile.
Misspells CO2.

Global warming, bah!
But look! Proof: George, Pat, Cheney!
So many cooked brains.

-MK

Give the World a Final Spin

Life's a game to Pat
Vanna's Playboy fans his brow
Glaciers losing ground
-Mittens

Wheel! Of! Misfortune!
A man made catastrophe
Polar bears extinct
-Buce & Mittens

Before and after
Climate change for the better
Silly spinning fool
-Buce

Is it warm in here?
I'd like to solve the puzzle
"Vanna in the buff"
-Buce

She turns the letters
He revs his diesel engine
Dynamic duo
-Buce & Mittens

Pat Sajak and Global Warming

Willard warns, Code Red!
You drive off in your Hummer
Buy a vowel Pat
-BP

Sajak on Climate Change

Many of us were blindsided by our favorite wheel spinner's thoughts on global warming. http://patsajak.com/news2.php?view=says&id=128 Armed with the latest scientific data and a Time Magazine article from the 1970s, he solved the puzzle all by himself. It doesn't matter if he came to the opposite conclusion as everyone else. We're still proud of our Pat! But will nevertheless mock him through haiku.

Week 1 Recap - Taste Bud Surgery

End of lifelong curse
Scalpel is her pleasant friend
Tongue hair tickle gone
-KL

See, hear, touch, smell, taste
Taste, ah, my favorite sense
Bud, taste bearer........gone?
-JL

Slurping past the steam
Spit hot soup back into bowl
Swollen buds be-gone!
-AW

Taste bud confusion
Sweet and sour in my mouth
Sense of taste lost forever?
-AW

Parched lips need quenching
A lemonade for me please!
I pucker no more
-BP

The knife slices deep
Oh, bad bud revolts so sweet
Dripping blood my tongue
-RF

Dr. Rey comes in
New breasts, thighs, lips, nose for you?
No please, just the bud
-RF

Rookie tongue surgeon.
Wait, it's the bud to the right!
No more umami.
-BB

O bud-ectomy!
Gourment sensations reduced
Now: taste not, want not
-MK

Is that blood I taste?
Oops, I nicked your uvula
Oh, defective bud
-BB

Bad bud is no more
Alas, she tastes only spam
Catfish bud transplant?
-KL