Sajak on Climate Change

Many of us were blindsided by our favorite wheel spinner's thoughts on global warming. http://patsajak.com/news2.php?view=says&id=128 Armed with the latest scientific data and a Time Magazine article from the 1970s, he solved the puzzle all by himself. It doesn't matter if he came to the opposite conclusion as everyone else. We're still proud of our Pat! But will nevertheless mock him through haiku.